Be Nice!

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Bridesmaid Band, at home. We’re still finding for matching pajamas. Please email me if you have 6 of the same ones.

I have a crazy midweek ahead, but that means seeing Bridesmaid Band every single day. In case you don’t know who Bridesmaid Band are, click here. Here’s the thing, Ray, San and Shoran live at the same place, G and I live nearby them and then there’s Bern living in a continent away. Like seriously, she lives far far away that whenever we make crazy impromptu plans she doesn’t get to come along unless some good Samaritan is willing to drive her here. So this Ms. Bern of ours is turning a year older today!

Like wohooo, girl you’re getting out of that school so soon. If there’s one thing you shouldn’t ask is the ages of all the humans in Bridesmaid band, you’ll get a shock. One is going to get married, one is going to head out to work, two are going to get out of their houses into college, one is going to get out of school and one is miserably still stuck in school. But despite everything, I like how we all still keep in touch, bug our parents to drive us here and there, coordinate on what to wear based on the likely traffic in church.

Here are some of our conversations:

Please bear in mind that we have 10 sets of same clothes. Formal, informal, t-shirt, skirts. Don’t worry, we don’t buy the same jeans. We are siblings by choice.

Topic: When to wear the white dress

San: Deyh, long time since we wore the white gown when was the last uh?

G: (says some random day)

Ray: eh yessah, no no no. It was on the other Sunday day, remember how everyone looked so confused after seeing us and remember how I decided to drink and spill milo on my dress. (true thing, I was in the upstairs toilet the whole time washing and ironing her dress. I felt like a washing machine guys. We missed half the worship section in church. From that day I ordered everyone to starve and only drink water till the church service was over.)

Bern: Oh okay then, so we’ll wear it this Saturday night.

Me, San: Eh no no no, Sunday more people, wear on Sunday, then only cun.

Bern: Correct, correct. night time no one cares about wearing a dress all.

Shoran: But my baju still in the washing la. Then must iron all some more. (Please note that the dress takes hella lot of energy and time to iron)

Me: Shoran, use the washing machine la Ya Tuhanku.

San: Deyh Sharon, if you don’t wear this Sunday you wanna wear when else? When Jesus comes is it? Just shaddap and wear la.

Shoran: Haih, okay la. (carries white flag and gives in)

On Sunday Morning

The entire Bridesmaid Band walks in the church carpark one by one with their purple ribbons hanging loosely and wait for G because she knows best about how to tie tight ribbons.

As we brave the morning sun ignoring confusing looks – MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, someone passing by wonders “who in the world gave birth to 6 girls of similar age and size“? kezia pic


Now, coming back to today’s highlight: #BenicetoBernice.

If there’s one thing we all know, she is like an Ambulance, 24/7 (except for the time she stays in her far far away taman). From running barefoot to doing embarrassing things in public to yelling and screaming, this girl does it all. Therefore if you need help like taking food the second time because you don’t want people to judge how much you eat, or you’re lazy to wear your own slippers because they have straps on, you can always find for Bernice. True story because of yesterday’s incident… I was lazy to wear my orange sandals and I found her slippers lying around so I happily slipped my feet into it and walked around, the next minute I saw her running barefoot. But that only applies to her slippers, try wearing her shinny ballet pumps or stepping on them? You’ll see smoke coming out of her ears and eyes. Trust me, one uncle (accidentally) stepped her shoes last time and continued standing on them, and the rest is history, I wish Instastories existed back then.

Happy Birthday Machiiii! In ten years time I pray you get settled down in Kedah (or which ever state who ever lives in).

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Innocence. I cannot brain this. The time when contact lens and high heels were just words in a dictionary.
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Life is about making other people happy. Do that by posting nice pictures of others and ugly pictures of yourself and the birthday girl.
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Incase you find two people stranded in a jungle, standing like this, they are my friends, please rescue them.
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Say whattt, you’re so old Bern! I’ll see you in church old lady.
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Profess Your Love

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Profess (Your) Love = Lafazkan Kalimah Cinta. 

 

This happened a few weeks back. Just for the record, I didn’t have aunt flow or wasn’t PMS-ing in any way. If there’s one thing I’m well known for, it would be being impatient. I mean I’m well known for many things and one of it is being impatient.  Continue reading “Profess Your Love”

Jonathan and David

Surprised on how I ended up talking about two guys? Don’t worry, nothing of that weird sort is up. In fact, I’m at a stage where I kinda feel like throw chairs at every fella I see.(sis rowdy. lol. just kidding). Back on track. Who the heck are Jonathan and David?

One of the greatest friendships in the Bible can be depicted from Jonathan and David. Two bffs who’s friendship was tested due to Saul (Jonathan’s father) and David’s rivalry. As a Sunday School teacher, I’d like to tell you the story, but I ain’t got time for that. Just in case you don’t know what the world Sunday School is, I’ll tell you someday okay. But for now, just read on. Continue reading “Jonathan and David”

Tom & Jerry

 

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All day, every day!

 

I’m kinda unsure of what kids nowadays watch, but 90s kids (Oh Lord, I sound so old) sure know Tom & Jerry. The irritating, annoying Tom in my life turned 24 today. As far as I can remember, fighting was a routine during our secondary & primary school days. In case you wonder, we never ran out of things to fight and here’s a typical school day to prove it:  Continue reading “Tom & Jerry”

Scales Don’t Lie

People! I have a problem. My weighing scale lies. So does my mirror.

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So you see, I thought (now I don’t), I was ok sized, as in lesser than 40kgs, and a few days back I realised that my face was getting a lil rounder and probably I didn’t look much like I escaped from Somalia without food. To reconfirm I stepped on that dreadful weighing scale and found that I was 2kgs more than I expected. I alerted the whole house about my latest discovery and then started my journey to becoming fit. Continue reading “Scales Don’t Lie”

Shut Your Mouth :P

Guess what! We finally put our Sunway Lagoon passport to good use after a long time! Sanzu, Pravs, Moots, Nar and myself went there yesterday. Mother Sanzu (named after Mother Theresa) came along but didn’t go on any of the rides coz she wasn’t feeling too well. Next to Jesus and Mrs. Home Minister, she’s one sacrificial person I can think of. We were supposed to get in the park at least by 1pm so that we’d come out early and spend time with Jusu and Navs but, God bless KTM and our time management, we were late (not surprised).  Continue reading “Shut Your Mouth :P”

What If…

Happy New Year 2018!

I know you’re probably thinking wth Kezia, get a calendar for yourself it’s freaking 17th January and you finally say Happy New Year?! What a disgrace.

Okay sorry, so here’s the thing I’ve been ultra busy. By busy, I meant that I needed to catch up with all the house chores, read my novels (957 pages, done within 10 hours), have a Masterchef marathon to inspire myself to cook and not burn the house. 10 videos later, I’m still finding inspiration, coz, fuh the small lil kids from Masterchef Junior are like saying fancy words such as zucchini, seared salmon, mashed petaytoes (that’s how they pronounce the word ‘Potatoes’, I got it after some time), and a list of stuff. They know how to cook weyh, I cannot tahan. Continue reading “What If…”